I think I trumped all today for the carrying bizarre things though public places: I saved an 8ft slimline and an 8ft HO fixture from the dump, and walked through (1) a crosswalk on a busy main road with them (2) up multiple flights of pedestrian stairs, (3) through a university campus and (4) into the dorms. The last part, going up the stairs, was a real pain in the rear, trying to open self-closing fire doors with two heavy fixtures in my hands. Then down the hallway, trying to unlock my door, and get them inside. Let's just say my arms still hurt.
Do I get the "Most bizarre thing carried, with people everywhere giving weird looks" award now?