Corrupt a wish.

[Lil'Cinnamon]

Granted, but he uses bold print I instead of quotes.

I wish my computer did NOT have vista on it! (ugh. I need to get rid of that OS anyway)

[FGS]

Granted, then you have to deal with the smaller keyboard and screen as those small laptops have XP on them. But they're easy to carry around. 

I wish that they didn't use electronic ballasts with the push-sockets but preheat magnetic ballasts with Y-sockets.

[A_lights]

Granted, then the lamps would be hard to get out when a maintenance guy puts the lamp in wrong and it welds into the socket!

I think that poetry should be banned so students don't have to write it. lol.

[Jace the Gull]

Granted but lots of women wouldn't be too happy as they love to hear romantic poetry!

I wish all HPS was banned!

[FGS]

Granted then buildings that look nice lit by HPS will look ugly under white light.

I wish I had a 250w and 400w metal halide ballasts that works.

[Jace the Gull]

Granted but you are in a big risk of one exploding on your face!

I wish I was a gull!

[FGS]

Who says I was gonna use MH lamps on them?

Granted the you can't hold the lights and play with them. You can't even use Mac and the Droid. Gulls don't have thumbs.

I wish that Mac was cheaper.

[Jace the Gull]

Granted but the quality goes down, and will not have wireless, built in camera, bluetooth, and all the special extras and will just break easily

I wish the electricity out of our outlets was DC instead of AC

[FGS]

Granted, then all our AC devices won't work anymore. Including our nice and heavy ballasts. Have to be all electronics. No more preheat blinky start of fluoros.

I wish that Westinghouse was still in business. (The real Westinghouse.)

[Jace the Gull]

Granted but Westinghouse stuff are extremely expensive due to high quality!

I wish more retail store would sell more HID fixtures....in a great price!

[joe_347V]

Granted then all of the homeowners will start putting up HID fixtures everywhere creating lots of glarebombs!

I wish that I had a halfpiper fluorescent fixture.

[Jace the Gull]

Granted but it has broken sockets, worn asbestos wiring, leaky PCBs from the ballast, one of the lights dont work (4 lamps...only 3 sets sockets works, one end plate is missing, there is a lot of rust all over!!!

I wish joe_347V had a perfect conditioned halfpiper fluorescent fixture!

[A_lights]

Granted: Joe's fixture was so perfect that Jace used gullpower to steal it 

I wish I had a Sylvania 50W HPS lamp.

[FGS]

Granted, then the lamp have a severely bent arctube. You try fixing it but wind up breaking the arctube itself.

I wish I was the President of the US. Then I would kick the dumb ballast ban outta the windows.

[Jace the Gull]

Granted, you got the ban repealed, but unfortunately that was the only thing you could do, you caused the USA to go much lower than the 30s Great Depression. Now we all are upset. Thanks a lot Worst President in HISTORY!

I wish I climbed so high for you guys!