Corrupt a wish.

[Lil'Cinnamon]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for everything annoying to go away...

[joe_347V]

Granted, but then you can't annoy anyone or you'll go away along with anything annoying.

I wish that I had a printer that could make a working copy of anything that I find on the internet. 

[A_lights]

Granted, but then the printer runs out of ink quick and Obama is the only one who sells the special ink.

I think that electronic ballasts should fail more often!

[RCM]

Granted, each time one fails, it burns the building down!

I wish my girlfriend was here with me.

[Jace the Gull]

Granted, but your ex-gf is now very very angry!

I wish we could have more peace in this world and work together!

[RCM]

granted, but now it's all work and no play!

I wish I was sleepy.

[FGS]

Granted, then you will miss your favorite TV shows. Or you won't see your friends.

I wish I knew how to wire my working 100w MV ballast.

[Jace the Gull]

Granted but you learned nothing!

I wish Form109 would meep!

[RCM]

Granted, but it's so loud, even deaf people hear it

I wish I had an LPS!

[Jace the Gull]

Granted.....you got the LPS...but nothing to power it with (properly)!

I wish I had a cup of water

[Form109]

Granted but you learned nothing!

I wish Form109 would meep!

Granted....(MEEP!)...but you Gain Nothing

i wish i had a Lifeguard.

[RCM]

granted, but you break it playing with it!
I wish we had more members here!

[Form109]

granted, but you break it playing with it!
I wish we had more members here!

Granted,but they will Throw Raw Eggs at you!

[joe_347V]

Granted but you didn't make a wish 

I wish I had a new laptop.

[Jace the Gull]

Granted but it has Windows Vista!

I wish Form109 would not use the quotes!