It's #2, though it may just be that I'm judging myself too much.
I'm going to guess #1.
Here are a few more...
#1: I have roughly 250 F40T12s, nearly 1/3rd of which I found this year.
#2: When I was about 11 or 12, I zapped my mother with a device I made out of an electronics toy I was given.
#3: My parents Christmas light display caused a power outage roughly 10 years ago.