Re: Corrupt a wish.

[Mike]

Granted. It's in Attleboro Massachusetts. But that's all you're getting out of me mister.
I wish my OV10 would be fixed like new sooner.

[joe_347V]

Granted but then he boxes it up and sends it to me.

I wish I came across a cache of 100 NOS OV 10s and I gave everyone here one!

[Mike]

Granted, but i have no clue as to what "cache" means.
I wish i got one of those NOS OV10s.

[joe_347V]

Granted but then everyone bugs you to post a pic of the inside.

I wish Mike knew what cache meant.

[Mike]

Granted, but I mistakenly thought it was "catch" instead.

I wish it was easier to sand my traffic signal.

[joe_347V]

Granted but then you sand a hole in your signal.

I wish my yardlights all morphed into NEMAs.

[Mike]

Granted, but they mutated and ate all your lamps and ate your family members and ate YOU!!!

I still wish I could get a GE M-250A reguardless of whether the ballast is good or not....

[joe_347V]

Granted but it was crushed before you could have it.

I wish Mike thought of less gruesome and disturbing corruptions.

[Mike]

Granted, but then you'd fall asleep and no one else will post if I don't scare you into staying awake.

I wish i had an indestructable M-250A

[joe_347V]

Granted but then the Gull took it.

I wish Gulls didn't have fixture trackers.

[Mike]

Granted, but they have vintage lamp trackers instead.
I wish gulls didn't have vintage lamp trackers.

[joe_347V]

Granted but then Gulls are equipped with fixture and lamp trackers.

I wish I knew who equipped the Gulls with trackers.

[Mike]

Granted, but he changes his identity.
I wish gulls weren't pesky flying poo machines

[joe_347V]

Granted but then the Gulls were replaced by these guys.

I wish I knew why Gulls like to leave "paint" on fixtures.

[Mike]

granted, but the truth grossed you out and you are in a comma now.
I wish Joe wasn't in a comma anymore....